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Foreword
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By Donald A. Norman
Preface
xix
Things Are Going to Get a Lot Worse
Before Things Get Worse
Who We Are xxi
The UNIX-HATERS History xxiii
Contributors and Acknowledgments xxix
Typographical Conventions xxxii
The UNIX-HATERS Disclaimer xxxiii
Anti-Foreword
xxxv
By Dennis Ritchie
Part 1: User Friendly?
1
1
Unix
3
The World’s First Computer Virus
History of the Plague 4
Sex, Drugs, and Unix 9
Standardizing Unconformity 10
Unix Myths 14
Table of Contents
x
2

Welcome, New User!
17
Like Russian Roulette with Six Bullets Loaded
Cryptic Command Names 18
Accidents Will Happen 19
Consistently Inconsistent 26
Online Documentation 31
Error Messages and Error Checking, NOT! 31
The Unix Attitude 37
3
Documentation?
43
What Documentation?
On-line Documentation 44
This Is Internal Documentation? 51
For Programmers, Not Users 54
Unix Without Words: A Course Proposal 56
4
Mail
61
Don’t Talk to Me, I’m Not a Typewriter!
Sendmail: The Vietnam of Berkeley Unix 62
Subject: Returned Mail: User Unknown 67
From: <> 74
Apple Computer’s Mail Disaster of 1991 85
5
Snoozenet
93
I Post, Therefore I Am
Netnews and Usenet: Anarchy Through Growth 93

Newsgroups 96
Alt.massive.flamage 100
This Information Highway Needs Information 100
rn, trn: You Get What You Pay for 101
When in Doubt, Post 105
Seven Stages of Snoozenet 106
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6
Terminal Insanity
111
Curses! Foiled Again!
Original Sin 111
The Magic of Curses 114
7
The X-Windows Disaster
123
How to Make a 50-MIPS Workstation Run Like a
4.77MHz IBM PC
X: The First Fully Modular Software Disaster 124
X Myths 127
X Graphics: Square Peg in a Round Hole 141
X: On the Road to Nowhere 142
Part 2: Programmer’s System?
145
8
csh, pipes, and find
147
Power Tools for Power Fools
The Shell Game 148
Shell Programming 155

Pipes 161
Find 166
9
Programming
173
Hold Still, This Won’t Hurt a Bit
The Wonderful Unix Programming Environment 175
Programming in Plato’s Cave 176
“It Can’t Be a Bug, My Makefile Depends on It!” 186
If You Can’t Fix It, Restart It! 198
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C++
203
The COBOL of the 90s
The Assembly Language of
Object-Oriented Programming 204
Syntax Syrup of Ipecac 208
Abstract What? 211
C++ Is to C as Lung Cancer Is to Lung 214
The Evolution of a Programmer 215
Part 3: Sysadmin’s Nightmare
219
11
System Administration
221
Unix’s Hidden Cost
Keeping Unix Running and Tuned 223
Disk Partitions and Backups 227
Configuration Files 235

Maintaining Mail Services 239
Where Did I Go Wrong? 241
12
Security
243
Oh, I’m Sorry, Sir, Go Ahead,
I Didn’t Realize You Were Root
The Oxymoronic World of Unix Security 243
Holes in the Armor 244
The Worms Crawl In 257
13
The File System
261
Sure It Corrupts Your Files,
But Look How Fast It Is!
What’s a File System? 262
UFS: The Root of All Evil 265
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14
NFS
283
Nightmare File System
Not Fully Serviceable 284
No File Security 287
Not File System Specific? (Not Quite) 292
Part 4: Et Cetera
303
A
Epilogue
305

Enlightenment Through Unix
B
Creators Admit C, Unix Were Hoax
307
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
C
The Rise of Worse Is Better
311
By Richard P. Gabriel
D
Bibliography
317
Just When You Thought You Were Out of the Woods…
Index
319
Foreword
By Donald A. Norman
The UNIX-HATERS Handbook? Why? Of what earthly good could it be?
Who is the audience? What a perverted idea.
But then again, I have been sitting here in my living room—still wearing
my coat—for over an hour now, reading the manuscript. One and one-half
hours. What a strange book. But appealing. Two hours. OK, I give up: I
like it. It’s a perverse book, but it has an equally perverse appeal. Who
would have thought it: Unix, the hacker’s pornography.
When this particular rock-throwing rabble invited me to join them, I
thought back to my own classic paper on the subject, so classic it even got
reprinted in a book of readings. But it isn’t even referenced in this one.
Well, I’ll fix that:
Norman, D. A.

The Trouble with Unix: The User Interface is Horrid
.
Datamation, 27 (12) 1981, November. pp. 139-150. Reprinted in
Pylyshyn, Z. W., & Bannon, L. J., eds.
Perspectives on the Computer
Revolution
, 2nd revised edition, Hillsdale, NJ, Ablex, 1989.
What is this horrible fascination with Unix? The operating system of the
1960s, still gaining in popularity in the 1990s. A horrible system, except
that all the other commercial offerings are even worse. The only operating
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system that is so bad that people spend literally millions of dollars trying to
improve it. Make it graphical (now that’s an oxymoron, a graphical user
interface for Unix).
You know the real trouble with Unix? The real trouble is that it became so
popular. It wasn’t meant to be popular. It was meant for a few folks work-
ing away in their labs, using Digital Equipment Corporation’s old PDP-11
computer. I used to have one of those. A comfortable, room-sized machine.
Fast—ran an instruction in roughly a microsecond. An elegant instruction
set (real programmers, you see, program in assembly code). Toggle
switches on the front panel. Lights to show you what was in the registers.
You didn’t have to toggle in the boot program anymore, as you did with the
PDP-1 and PDP-4, but aside from that it was still a real computer. Not like
those toys we have today that have no flashing lights, no register switches.
You can’t even single-step today’s machines. They always run at full
speed.

The PDP-11 had 16,000 words of memory. That was a fantastic advance
over my PDP-4 that had 8,000. The Macintosh on which I type this has
64MB: Unix was not designed for the Mac. What kind of challenge is there
when you have that much RAM? Unix was designed before the days of
CRT displays on the console. For many of us, the main input/output device
was a 10-character/second, all uppercase teletype (advanced users had 30-
character/second teletypes, with upper- and lowercase, both). Equipped
with a paper tape reader, I hasten to add. No, those were the real days of
computing. And those were the days of Unix. Look at Unix today: the rem-
nants are still there. Try logging in with all capitals. Many Unix systems
will still switch to an all-caps mode. Weird.
Unix was a programmer’s delight. Simple, elegant underpinnings. The user
interface was indeed horrible, but in those days, nobody cared about such
things. As far as I know, I was the very first person to complain about it in
writing (that infamous Unix article): my article got swiped from my com-
puter, broadcast over UUCP-Net, and I got over 30 single-spaced pages of
taunts and jibes in reply. I even got dragged to Bell Labs to stand up in
front of an overfilled auditorium to defend myself. I survived. Worse, Unix
survived.
Unix was designed for the computing environment of then, not the
machines of today. Unix survives only because everyone else has done so
badly. There were many valuable things to be learned from Unix: how
come nobody learned them and then did better? Started from scratch and
produced a really superior, modern, graphical operating system? Oh yeah,
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and did the other thing that made Unix so very successful: give it away to
all the universities of the world.
I have to admit to a deep love-hate relationship with Unix. Much though I
try to escape it, it keeps following me. And I truly do miss the ability (actu-
ally, the necessity) to write long, exotic command strings, with mysterious,

inconsistent flag settings, pipes, filters, and redirections. The continuing
popularity of Unix remains a great puzzle, even though we all know that it
is not the best technology that necessarily wins the battle. I’m tempted to
say that the authors of this book share a similar love-hate relationship, but
when I tried to say so (in a draft of this foreword), I got shot down:
“Sure, we love your foreword,” they told me, but “The only truly irksome
part is the ‘c’mon, you really love it.’ No. Really. We really do hate it. And
don’t give me that ‘you deny it—y’see, that proves it’ stuff.”
I remain suspicious: would anyone have spent this much time and effort
writing about how much they hated Unix if they didn’t secretly love it? I’ll
leave that to the readers to judge, but in the end, it really doesn’t matter: If
this book doesn’t kill Unix, nothing will.
As for me? I switched to the Mac. No more grep, no more piping, no more
SED scripts. Just a simple, elegant life: “Your application has unexpect-
edly quit due to error number –1. OK?”
Donald A. Norman
Apple Fellow
Apple Computer, Inc.
And while I’m at it:
Professor of Cognitive Science, Emeritus
University of California, San Diego
Preface
Things Are Going to Get a Lot Worse
Before Things Get Worse
“I liken starting one’s computing career with Unix, say as an under-
graduate, to being born in East Africa. It is intolerably hot, your
body is covered with lice and flies, you are malnourished and you
suffer from numerous curable diseases. But, as far as young East
Africans can tell, this is simply the natural condition and they live

within it. By the time they find out differently, it is too late. They
already think that the writing of shell scripts is a natural act.”
— Ken Pier, Xerox PARC
Modern Unix
1
is a catastrophe. It’s the “Un-Operating System”: unreliable,
unintuitive, unforgiving, unhelpful, and underpowered. Little is more frus-
trating than trying to force Unix to do something useful and nontrivial.
Modern Unix impedes progress in computer science, wastes billions of dol-
lars, and destroys the common sense of many who seriously use it. An
exaggeration? You won’t think so after reading this book.
1
Once upon a time, Unix was a trademark of AT&T. Then it was a trademark of
Unix Systems Laboratories. Then it was a trademark of Novell. Last we heard,
Novell was thinking of giving the trademark to X/Open, but, with all the recent deal
making and unmaking, it is hard to track the trademark owner du jour.
xx Preface
Deficient by Design
The original Unix solved a problem and solved it well, as did the Roman
numeral system, the mercury treatment for syphilis, and carbon paper. And
like those technologies, Unix, too, rightfully belongs to history. It was
developed for a machine with little memory, tiny disks, no graphics, no
networking, and no power. In those days it was mandatory to adopt an atti-
tude that said:
•
“Being small and simple is more important than being complete and
correct.”
•
“You only have to solve 90% of the problem.”
•

“Everything is a stream of bytes.”
These attitudes are no longer appropriate for an operating system that hosts
complex and important applications. They can even be deadly when Unix
is used by untrained operators for safety-critical tasks.
Ironically, the very attributes and design goals that made Unix a success
when computers were much smaller, and were expected to do far less, now
impede its utility and usability. Each graft of a new subsystem onto the
underlying core has resulted in either rejection or graft vs. host disease with
its concomitant proliferation of incapacitating scar tissue. The Unix net-
working model is a cacophonous Babel of Unreliability that quadrupled the
size of Unix’s famed compact kernel. Its window system inherited the
cryptic unfriendliness of its character-based interface, while at the same
time realized new ways to bring fast computers to a crawl. Its new system
administration tools take more time to use than they save. Its mailer makes
the U.S. Postal Service look positively stellar.
The passing years only magnify the flaws. Using Unix remains an unpleas-
ant experience for beginners and experts alike. Despite a plethora of fine
books on the subject, Unix security remains an elusive goal at best. Despite
increasingly fast, intelligent peripherals, high-performance asynchronous I/
O is a pipe dream. Even though manufacturers spend millions developing
“easy-to-use” graphical user interfaces, few versions of Unix allow you to
do anything but trivial system administration without having to resort to
the 1970s-style teletype interface. Indeed, as Unix is pushed to be more and
more, it instead becomes less and less. Unix cannot be fixed from the
inside. It must be discarded.
Who We Are xxi
Who We Are
We are academics, hackers, and professionals. None of us were born in the
computing analog of Ken Pier’s East Africa. We have all experienced
much more advanced, usable, and elegant systems than Unix ever was, or

ever can be. Some of these systems have increasingly forgotten names,
such as TOPS-20, ITS (the Incompatible Timesharing System), Multics,
Apollo Domain, the Lisp Machine, Cedar/Mesa, and the Dorado. Some of
us even use Macs and Windows boxes. Many of us are highly proficient
programmers who have served our time trying to practice our craft upon
Unix systems. It’s tempting to write us off as envious malcontents, roman-
tic keepers of memories of systems put to pasture by the commercial suc-
cess of Unix, but it would be an error to do so: our judgments are keen, our
sense of the possible pure, and our outrage authentic. We seek progress, not
the reestablishment of ancient relics.
xxii Preface
Our story started when the economics of computing began marching us,
one by one, into the Unix Gulag. We started passing notes to each other. At
first, they spoke of cultural isolation, of primitive rites and rituals that we
thought belonged only to myth and fantasy, of depravation and humilia-
tions. As time passed, the notes served as morale boosters, frequently using
black humor based upon our observations. Finally, just as prisoners who
plot their escape must understand the structure of the prison better than
their captors do, we poked and prodded into every crevice. To our horror,
we discovered that our prison had no coherent design. Because it had no
strong points, no rational basis, it was invulnerable to planned attack. Our
rationality could not upset its chaos, and our messages became defeatist,
documenting the chaos and lossage.
This book is about people who are in abusive relationships with Unix,
woven around the threads in the UNIX-HATERS mailing list. These notes
are not always pretty to read. Some are inspired, some are vulgar, some
depressing. Few are hopeful. If you want the other side of the story, go read
a Unix how-to book or some sales brochures.
This book won’t improve your Unix skills. If you are lucky, maybe you
will just stop using Unix entirely.

The UNIX-HATERS History
The year was 1987, and Michael Travers, a graduate student at the MIT
Media Laboratory, was taking his first steps into the future. For years
Travers had written large and beautiful programs at the console of his Sym-
The UNIX-HATERS History xxiii
bolics Lisp Machine (affectionately known as a LispM), one of two state-
of-the-art AI workstations at the Lab. But it was all coming to an end. In
the interest of cost and efficiency, the Media Lab had decided to purge its
LispMs. If Travers wanted to continue doing research at MIT, he discov-
ered, he would have to use the Lab’s VAX mainframe.
The VAX ran Unix.
MIT has a long tradition of mailing lists devoted to particular operating
systems. These are lists for systems hackers, such as ITS-LOVERS, which
was organized for programmers and users of the MIT Artificial Intelli-
gence Laboratory’s Incompatible Timesharing System. These lists are for
experts, for people who can—and have—written their own operating sys-
tems. Michael Travers decided to create a new list. He called it UNIX-
HATERS:
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 87 13:13:41 EDT
From: Michael Travers <mt>
To: UNIX-HATERS
Subject: Welcome to UNIX-HATERS
In the tradition of TWENEX-HATERS, a mailing list for surly folk
who have difficulty accepting the latest in operating system technol-
ogy.
If you are not in fact a Unix hater, let me know and I’ll remove you.
Please add other people you think need emotional outlets for their
frustration.
The first letter that Michael sent to UNIX-HATERS included a well-rea-
soned rant about Suns written by another new member of the Unix Gulag:

John Rose, a programmer at a well-known Massachusetts computer manu-
facturer (whose lawyers have promised not to sue us if we don’t print the
company’s name). Like Michael, John had recently been forced to give up
a Lisp Machine for a computer running Unix. Frustrated after a week of
lost work, he sent this message to his company’s internal support mailing
list: